Weird question. Why do men shave their beards?

[Deyon]

walsufnir said:

Deyon said:

We used to beat our wives and smell their armpits afterwards? AWESOME!

Isn't it? Nowadays words like metro-sexual have to be invented to describe how we are. And why do you say "we" - I read you belong to the type that used to be beat up?

I don't have any girls to smell. I smell my own armpit after i get beat up.