Okay, it's taken me years to admit it: I REALLY suck.

My mum used to beat me at Tekken and Tony Hawks
My brothers beat me at every game in the world, instantly. No practise. I could have been playing a game for a year, and then, they ask to give me a game. BLAM. I somehow end up with negative kills.

Hell, I've sold all my consoles, switched to Mac, and resided myself to smartphone games. Angry Birds pissed me off. I miss the fruit in Fruit Ninja. And don't get me started on Cut the Rope.

The final straw was when my girlfriend borrowed my phone in the airport the other day.... and beat every single one of my high scores. I tried to make out like I didn't care... but have secretly been deliberating dropping my phone in the toilet, or something (I can't just "wipe" the scores... too obvious, and the ridicule would be worse).

I have some accolades worth displaying on my trophies/achievements back when I had consoles... such as completing the CoD games on Vet (for me, that was like the krypton factor).... but that was an accomplishment of time and patience, not skill.

I don't get it. I'm technologically apt, so I'm not like my dad who just stares at the grass and then the sky in an FPS. I put a lot of time into some games (so, it's not a practise thing). I stay calm, because I know I suck, so it's not an anger thing. And I play lacrosse, so it's not a reflex thing.

Maybe I was born with two left thumbs (incidentally, I'm an AWESOME dancer).

Anyway, anybody else like to come out and admit they suck donkey balls and Donkey Kong?

does practicing work for you? im the type of person who needs a little of practice to be good at games. While my bro, it just comes naturally for him.

I beated my mom in Tekken.

Hell no, I'm an animal

I've been beating my mother since I was four in videogames, plus I sing and dance. Sorry to hear that bro.

ouch...


Did you have a 360 and if yes would you tell me your Gamertag ?

You should play against me in Call of Duty on the Wii U.

You are cruel. You just want to gain xp off of him.

over time playing games i fatigue.

the only genre i'm bad at is side scrolling plat-formers, and racing games.

the only sports games i play are Football. i started last yr., and my record is around 120-25. my last loss was stripped because of the circumstances behind it. it would have been the first time i'd been swacked, which is 21-0, and we were playing college rules and i didn't get my second possession.

my brother is the type to pick up the controller and dominate. he really kills in racing games.

in fighting games, i was and still am one of the best in my area. fight for new york ties me for number one in the smallest circle and i'm about 7 in the overall.

me and my brother go back and forth in shooters, with no more then 4 kills separating the victor.

I suck at First Person Shooters. My 13 year old sister has beaten me in Call of Duty Modern Warfare. And I can´t finish an FPS on normal difficulty.