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I hope nobody actually believes the Bible was written by God, as the Bible itself clearly states which sections were written by whom..



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griffinA said:

"Pier was a chef, a gifted and respected chef who made millions selling his dishes to the residents of New York City and Boston, he even had a famous jingle playing in those cities that everyone knew by heart. He also had a restaurant in Los Angeles, but not expecting LA to have such a massive population he only used his name on that restaurant and left it to his least capable and cheapest chefs. While his New York restaurant sold kobe beef for $100 and his Boston restaurant sold lobster for $50, his LA restaurant sold cheap hotdogs for $30. Initially these hot dogs sold fairly well because residents of los angeles were starving for good food and hoped that the famous name would denote a high quality, but most were disappointed with what they ate. Seeing the success of his cheap hot dogs in LA, Pier thought "why bother giving Los Angeles quality meats when I can oversell them on cheap hotdogs forever, and since I don't care about the product anyways, why bother advertising them? So Pier continued to only sell cheap hotdogs in LA and was surprised to see that they no longer sold. Pier's conclusion? Residents of Los Angeles don't like food."

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Off topic real quick: Love your sig, but does the second paragraph relate to the analogy above it?



Satan is the agent of evolution, his effort to strive to be god, rather than to be godlike (and in so doing, be subservient to God), is the drive that all of us have to be masters of our domain. Selfish ambition changes the world

In short, Satan's position could be supported by some odd hybrid of Socialism and Objectivism.



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Lafiel said:

I hope nobody actually believes the Bible was written by God, as the Bible itself clearly states which sections were written by whom..


To be fair, people may still claim that God made those specific individuals write it. It is known as "The word of God", after all.



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As already stated, just read Paradise Lost. It shows Satan's side of the story and puts this thread to rest.



Mr Khan said:
Satan is the agent of evolution, his effort to strive to be god, rather than to be godlike (and in so doing, be subservient to God), is the drive that all of us have to be masters of our domain. Selfish ambition changes the world

In short, Satan's position could be supported by some odd hybrid of Socialism and Objectivism.


Why socialism? If he is a proponent of selifishness, wouldn something like anarchy or anarcho-capitalism be more fitting?



I LOVE ICELAND!

You should look up the story about the Annunaki and Atlantis. Also look up the story of the other planet in our solar system that got destroyed. The destroyed planet is called Tiamat and it used to be located between Mars and Jupiter. Lucifer and the rest of his fallen crew created Lemuria when they stopped doing things for the Atlanteans. So then the Atlanteans had figured that they made the Lemurians too smart. So they then made a being that had lesser knowledge capabilities, and were smaller so they wouldn't rebel like the Lemurians did. So then the Atlanteans created the Adams and the eves so that they would have a longing for completeness(the Lemurians were hermaphrodite).The Lemurians then seen the new created beings in the garden of eden and were infactuated by their brethren and wanted get them to open their eyes and to rebel against the Atlanteans.

I'm going to stop here though :)

And don't ask me if I actually believe what I just wrote, please :P



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