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M.U.G.E.N on 21 December 2012

well hahaha this was a great read Ryan aka the Cunning :D



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JoeTheBro on 22 December 2012

I expected this thread to be a public announcement that our new website is fully operational. Soon even ioi will be powerless against us.

Ignore this post if you aren't a member please. Our plans must stay secret.



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Devil_Survivor on 22 December 2012

And I thought the Apple Cult was bad lol. I wonder if tom cruise is in this cult too?



 

M.U.G.E.N on 22 December 2012
spurgeonryan said:
M.U.G.E.N said:
well hahaha this was a great read Ryan aka the Cunning :D



What are your secrets? Tell me!

you are an outsider..as such you do not have the qualifications..yet



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deskpro2k3 on 22 December 2012

Join the Dark Side of handhelds, and you to can master, and manipulate gravity, and summon shadow demons to do your biddings. Your only limitation is how much you're willing to sacrifice for more power.



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Runa216 on 22 December 2012

It's only a matter of time, you will all see the light of the OLED screen...



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amp316 on 22 December 2012

Why would the Vita cult want to keep me out for liking Skyfall?

That's Sony's biggest movie ever.



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GameOver22 on 22 December 2012

Ha! Nice post!



MattyPeq on 22 December 2012

Nice thread, Ryan! As usual! I take my hat off!
But... funny thing is: there's very little to joke about...
I liked that thread... then I opened my eyes and reality punched me in my face.
The console is good though. The console is. :)



brendude13 on 22 December 2012
IIIIITHE1IIIII said:

So it is true then... Our greatest fear has finally been confirmed: An organised Vita cult does exist on this site, and its numbers are growing as we speak.

I propose that we take immediate action. We must do whatever it takes to stop this heretical cult from growing. Otherwise we might not be able to maintain our position as the sole rulers of the pure portable gaming market. I do not propose that we lock this "Official Playstation Vita thread" though, for that would merely slow them down. (Not to mention that they could just create a new thread as replacement to keep spreading their twisted views of what they consider proper gaming.) What I suggest is that a mod of the correct views finally takes a step forward and perma bans every single mod who either shows or has shown even the slightest sign of respect for this "Vita", for they are all potential threats to our supremacy. From there, we can finally convince ioi to delete the Sony discussion forums altogether and put a final end to this evil cult.

Stay strong, people. And keep fighting the good fight. Our enemies might be strong and elusive, but with your full support we shall prevail.

*salutes*

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