Damn it, would it hurt to get my name right? Lol. And with all the other posters in there. I find it odd and exciting to see me on that list although you got my name wrong. On purpose I presume.

I must join this cult!

Naked spankings.

Those also happen if a member adheres to the rules, though.

Please write my nickname correctly.. please.. use copy/paste at least.. and the better way to know the goodnes of our cult is to BUY A VITA! and Gravity Rush or 1 Year of Plus! if you say that we sent you they will give you FREE candies on ANY store online or physical on ANY country with the exception of Cuba (obviously) and Japan (they already have Soul Sacrifice Demo some great RPG coming next year, japanese people can s*ck it!)...^^ and the Cult will recieve some funds from SONY.. ups.. I talked to much!

Was pleasantly surprised at the contents of this thread in light of the title. Bravo.

All I know is that D22 Jewish guy sounds pretty cool.

I don't know what you are talking about Spurge, the official Vita thread is a wonderful place and is in no way like North Korea. If you break one of the rules you are most definitely not executed.

(help me)

You know nothing!!!!

We are the enlightened ones, we were given a vision and will lead this world. There is nothing you can do to stop us.

So it is true then... Our greatest fear has finally been confirmed: An organised Vita cult does exist on this site, and its numbers are growing as we speak.

I propose that we take immediate action. We must do whatever it takes to stop this heretical cult from growing. Otherwise we might not be able to maintain our position as the sole rulers of the pure portable gaming market. I do not propose that we lock this "Official Playstation Vita thread" though, for that would merely slow them down. (Not to mention that they could just create a new thread as replacement to keep spreading their twisted views of what they consider proper gaming.) What I suggest is that a mod of the correct views finally takes a step forward and perma bans every single mod who either shows or has shown even the slightest sign of respect for this "Vita", for they are all potential threats to our supremacy. From there, we can finally convince ioi to delete the Sony discussion forums altogether and put a final end to this evil cult.

Stay strong, people. And keep fighting the good fight. Our enemies might be strong and elusive, but with your full support we shall prevail.

*salutes*

LEAVE LUCK TO HEAVEN!