If this thread was about a guy asking people to teach him to fuck girls, it wouldn't have even been noteworthy
If this thread was about a guy asking people to teach him to fuck girls, it wouldn't have even been noteworthy
spurgeonryan said:
Well first you have to request that she lay on her back, tell her it may hurt at first but she may like it in the end. If not then the next time she should like it as long as you last more than a minute. Then request that she opens her legs at least a little, no need for full splits because that may be impossible for some girls or a little uncomfortable. I am blushing typing this so I must stop.... |
To whom???
It's a dance, people. Stop giving the 17 year old creepy sex advice.
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spurgeonryan said:
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Tangerine??? Is that legal???
spurgeonryan said:
My kindle seems to think so. It autoposted it for me. Or maybe through pararrel dimensions a scientist has hooked it to my inner being and that is what I truly wanted to say. I do not know for certain. Only General Kantor could truly tell us. |
Hahahahahhahahahaha I was wondering how the word tangerine got worked into your original post. Gotta love that Kindle.

spurgeonryan said:
My kindle seems to think so. It autoposted it for me. Or maybe through pararrel dimensions a scientist has hooked it to my inner being and that is what I truly wanted to say. I do not know for certain. Only General Kantor could truly tell us. |
My detective instinct tells me that you have invested heavily in the tangerine industry, and now that you've realised that nobody likes tangerines, you're trying to subliminally convince us to eat them.
Thread title edited because the old one was seriously creepy and kind of paedophilic.
Kantor said:
My detective instinct tells me that you have invested heavily in the tangerine industry, and now that you've realised that nobody likes tangerines, you're trying to subliminally convince us to eat them. |

| Kantor said: It's a dance, people. Stop giving the 17 year old creepy sex advice. http://pop-your-pussy.urbanup.com/2632233 |
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Might be the strangest topic I've ever read, and that's saying a lot :/