Reads Fifty Shades of Grey to get advice on seducing men.
Everything.
My prediction threads:
Wii U will sell under 40m units (made on 14th September 2012)
PS Vita will sell under 20m units (made on 30th September 2012)
Wii U will sell under 7m in 2013 - I was right
uses "-" to represent his penis and what he does to animals.
Rubs his sweaty balls on doorknobs then giggles hysterically when women open the door.
Shoved his "claw" in too deep to a point that he injured it when trying to pull it out. Thats why he's covering it with an oven mitt.
Fucks every newcomer on the site with his own version of Snu-Snu.
Gets bukkaki'd by groups of random men every Saturday night
OT: Fuck sake, I was all ready to go out... I was gonna go to the gym with my friend and then we were gonna meet up with a bunch of people afterwards and go drinking but we got to the gym really late and I was like fuck it let's just go out and he was like I gotta go to the gym so he went to the gym and I walked home and now because the walk home was so long I cant be assed going out and im sitting on fucking vgchartz...
ARGHHHHH!! Zzzzzz
My prediction threads:
Wii U will sell under 40m units (made on 14th September 2012)
PS Vita will sell under 20m units (made on 30th September 2012)
Wii U will sell under 7m in 2013 - I was right
Likes "hanging out at the gym really late" and "sitting on VGChartz" with his "Assed going out".
"ARGHHHHH!! Zzzzzz" is the sound of his explosive orgasm followed by a deep sleep.
He's a sex hungry lobster! Sex is what keeps him alive, he is truly fucked up in that way!
Xbox Series, PS5 and Switch (+ Many Retro Consoles)
'When the people are being beaten with a stick, they are not much happier if it is called the people's stick'- Mikhail Bakunin
Prediction: Switch 2 will outsell the PS5 by 2030
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