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d21lewis said:

I'm going to go on Twitter later on today and post things no woman wants to hear right before they get intimate.   I've come up with a few but I'd like to get a little help from the community.  So far, I've got:

  • "Is it supposed to smell like that?"
  • "You know, people almost never die from AIDS nowadays"
  • "You kiss much better than your brother"
  • "I have no idea where I'm going to hide your body"

I'm hoping it becomes a trending topic.  Anything you creative guys can come up with?

#BeforeSexYouShouldntSay is going to be the name of the topic unless I think of something catchier.

I suggest something shorter, like maybe #dontsaybeforesex



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mysticwolf said:
I was secretly hoping this would be a little bit serious.


Well it IS serious in the sense that you seriously need to avoid all that what said in this thread if you want to get laid.



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mysticwolf said:
I was secretly hoping this would be a little bit serious.


You mean like, "Let's not have sex"?