Things You Should Never Say Before Sex

[thetonestarr]

d21lewis said:

I'm going to go on Twitter later on today and post things no woman wants to hear right before they get intimate.   I've come up with a few but I'd like to get a little help from the community.  So far, I've got:

• "Is it supposed to smell like that?"
• "You know, people almost never die from AIDS nowadays"
• "You kiss much better than your brother"
• "I have no idea where I'm going to hide your body"

I'm hoping it becomes a trending topic.  Anything you creative guys can come up with?

#BeforeSexYouShouldntSay is going to be the name of the topic unless I think of something catchier.

I suggest something shorter, like maybe #dontsaybeforesex