i only done it with another man..

Heres a free sample of Vagisil!

This is the best one.

Nah.  Can't link it as far as I go.  On Twitter, you just comment on stuff and other people join in or reply......or totally ignore you.  It's like a text message that you send to all of your friends.  Hopefully some of them will join in or forward it to their friends and before you know it--WORLD DOMINATION.

I posted a couple already but I'm going to wait for the insanely horny, immature late night crowd to join in.  I'll probably wait until 9pm or something.

Is that a blister on that left lip.

"Have you read 50 shades of Grey? Good, your ready then."

"Your just as sexy as my mom."

"I'm the Scat-man!"

"If you rub peanut butter on my... your dog can join in."

"Wow you don't feel anything like a fleshlight."

"So... Where is the clitoris?"

Ah, that smell reminds me of my days on a fishing trawler.

After undressing her: "That reminds me, I have to trim the bushes"

"Feel free to put your bra back on."

"Don't look at me!"

"So am I just supposed to ignore that scar?"

"If it's good I'll make you eggs in the morning. If."

"The doctor said it should function fine after the surgery."

"Heads up! I've been known to pee afterwards."

"For god's sake try to keep the rhythm with me."

"Ewwwwww."

"I knew I'd win the bet."

"Don't worry I've been circumsised... twice"

"Ugh this would be so much better if you were asleep."