Things You Should Never Say Before Sex

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"Have you read 50 shades of Grey? Good, your ready then."

"Your just as sexy as my mom."

"I'm the Scat-man!"

"If you rub peanut butter on my... your dog can join in."

"Wow you don't feel anything like a fleshlight."

"So... Where is the clitoris?"