Things You Should Never Say Before Sex

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"Don't look at me!"

"So am I just supposed to ignore that scar?"

"If it's good I'll make you eggs in the morning. If."

"The doctor said it should function fine after the surgery."

"Heads up! I've been known to pee afterwards."

"For god's sake try to keep the rhythm with me."

"Ewwwwww."

"I knew I'd win the bet."

"Don't worry I've been circumsised... twice"

"Ugh this would be so much better if you were asleep."