Why's everyone gone quiet, have I got spunk on my face?

I can confirm that this does not work.

Try some indubadibally, it tastes like crap but does the job. I use it every time.

Oh yes, I use indubadibally all the time, it makes me dyslexic whenever I use it.

It's gotta be an aromatic one.

This. But make sure you put the marmelade on the biscuit before the orange juice. Otherwise it will get too soggy to apply marmelade.

eat some poo and you won't stink like an alcoholic anymore

problem solved

This has never happened to me. You drink something, it's gone. Or maybe I'm just used to it.

LMAO xD

Well played sir.

on topic:

I normally just have a glass of water and it goes. If its a bad hang over, just go McDonalds, everything tastes better at McDonalds :)

Well I was going to make a sperm/blow job joke, but I see that's already been covered.

I got nothing. bye.