Worst possible "Date" ever?

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Chris Hu on 10 August 2012

Sounds like a fake story to me and who seriously carries around a pee bottle.

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SnakeDrake on 10 August 2012

This almost made me fell my laptop on the floor, that guy is a genius. This is the stuff you see in the movies.

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GianCarmen on 11 August 2012

That has got to be the funniest shit I have ever read. This is going on my facebook page.

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menx64 on 11 August 2012

I read this sometime ago, but it is priceless!

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JWeinCom on 11 August 2012

See, here's his problem. He should have masturbated first. Then, waited a little for the erection to go away, then he could of pissed and sh!t at the same time. That was the one fatal flaw he made...

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blkfish92 on 11 August 2012

Well I'm sure this is fake, but what he should have done was to just have taken a crap at the earliest urge. I would have that's for sure, just to be ready to hang with a chick lol

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the2real4mafol on 20 August 2012

That's just fucking hilarious!! Those drawing were funny, but i kinda feel sorry for him. He just had to shit in the bath, didn't he? lol :)

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arcane_chaos on 20 August 2012

LMAO!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!! THIS PROBABLY MADE MY YEAR!!!!

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Corey on 20 August 2012

Hilarious!

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sethnintendo on 20 August 2012

wfz said:
This can't be a real story, so it lost all cool points for me. It's not hard at all to take a shit with an erection. Sit back on the seat farther, lean forward, and hold your dongle downward. No, when you lean forward it doesn't magically make your butthole stick upwards and back to make you shit all over the seat.

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Try and take a shit on an airplane and let me know how it goes. Even with a softie I was unable to take a shit and pee at the same time. The damn lid is just so damn small for a person that is 6'2"+ or larger size. Hell, I'd even imagine the average person having a difficult time shitting and pissing in an airplane toilet at the same time.

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