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Who's show are you most looking forward to?

Microsoft 18 15.38%
 
Sony 38 32.48%
 
Nintendo 58 49.57%
 
EA 1 0.85%
 
Ubisoft 0 0%
 
Other - please say below 1 0.85%
 
Total:116
Heavenly_King on 05 May 2012

http://us.playstation.com/e3-2012/

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"Come join PlayStation as we give the largest show in entertainment a triple shot of excitement. Be one of the first to witness the launch of more than 20 new gaming experiences. Meet up with developers one-on-one. Then check out the new lineup firsthand and keep on playing as long as you can."

I think Sony will rule E3 this year (just like the previous E3). They are going to counter the WiiU announcements, by showing how incredible all their games are.

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TeddostheFireKing on 05 May 2012
Mr Khan said:

I shall quote a brilliant-yet-disturbing comment from Pullus Pardus from almost a year ago on this matter.

PullusPardus said:
Mr Khan said:

Kaz Hirai's body is not ready.


Rape is a one way train, it doesn't matter if he is ready, Reggie's pants are already down

and he's been rapin' everybody out there, so hide yo children and.... well its no use anyways you have to embrace it



LMAO! xD That is brillant and terrifying xD

I'm totally ready for E3, I'm looking forward to all three conferences tbh, Sony for Vita games, Microsoft for Halo 4 gameplay and Nintendo for their Wii-U launch library, so all in all, it should be a great E3 :D




JEMC on 05 May 2012
Sal.Paradise said:

Predictions for Nintendo's E3:

>The WiiU will now be known as the Playable Entertaining Super System

>Or PESS

>You can see it resembles another word in the English language

>That's right, "peace"

>Because we aim to bring you games that you will enjoy and can spend playing after a stressful day

I'm sorry to disagree with you, again, but that won't be the name. If it's not WiiU, it will be

**Picks up his witcher hat**

Wii 2 (Too)

Imagine the scene

With Reggie on stage:

"Last year, when asking the people that were trying the WiiU which were their impressions, many said 'I like it', and the people around them jumped in saying 'Yeah, we too'. Some of those were only there to try games from the comptetition, but they liked what we had. And that made us think.

Our hope with our new console is to cater everyone. To cater you, the people that already plays Nintendo games since long, but also the expanded audience that we brought into gaming with the Wii. But we want to appeal to as many people as possible, and that also mean those players that this last generation of HD consoles (subtle smile for the intended pun) didn't find our proposition attractive enough. And many of those who said that 'We like it too' last year were part of this players. 

Well, we know that you like it, we have a console for all of us, a console that when asked 'I have it, and you?', you all can say 'Yes, we too'. Ladies and gentlemen, here it is the new

Wii 2."

(But of course, their presentation will be it better than that)

 

Sal.Paradise said:

Predicitons for Sony's E3: 

>nearing the end of the sony conference

>we have one more special guest joining us tonight so..

>"deploying surprise in 3..2..1"

>you can hear a truck backing up

>gaben rolls out onto the stage

>a huge 3 appears on the main screen

>most gaming forums instantly go down from the amount of spam before the rest of the text appears

>Left 4 D3ad

>the worst riot in 20 years begins

>national guard deployed, over 300 dead and a thousand injured

>gaben later sells his business to EA and kills himself, unable to live with the guilt of the dead

 

That would be hilarious!

Gabe couldn't kill himself because others would kill him first!

Oh, and yes. My body is always ready for E3. The worst part is always what happens after E3.



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blkfish92 on 05 May 2012

Looking forward to all of them! Maybe a slight bit more for Nintendo and maybe Sony, but I also can't wait to see what Microsoft may have!



           

NightDragon83 on 05 May 2012

I'm preparing my anus as we speak.



Wait, what's E3 again? That's the Erotic Entertainment Expo, right?



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You know I was always wondering why no one ever used the dollar sign for $ony, but then I realized they have no money so it would be pointless.

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miz1q2w3e on 05 May 2012

MY BODY IS READY.



thehusbo on 05 May 2012

20 new playstation games to be shown. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Can't wait!!! Nintendo's should be pretty interesting too. Looking forward to see which 3rd party support they've got for wii u and some gameplay hopefully. Microsoft-doesn't interest me.



Sal.Paradise on 05 May 2012
JEMC said:
Sal.Paradise said:

Predictions for Nintendo's E3:

>The WiiU will now be known as the Playable Entertaining Super System

>Or PESS

>You can see it resembles another word in the English language

>That's right, "peace"

>Because we aim to bring you games that you will enjoy and can spend playing after a stressful day

I'm sorry to disagree with you, again, but that won't be the name. If it's not WiiU, it will be

**Picks up his witcher hat**

Wii 2 (Too)

Imagine the scene

With Reggie on stage:

"Last year, when asking the people that were trying the WiiU which were their impressions, many said 'I like it', and the people around them jumped in saying 'Yeah, we too'. Some of those were only there to try games from the comptetition, but they liked what we had. And that made us think.

Our hope with our new console is to cater everyone. To cater you, the people that already plays Nintendo games since long, but also the expanded audience that we brought into gaming with the Wii. But we want to appeal to as many people as possible, and that also mean those players that this last generation of HD consoles (subtle smile for the intended pun) didn't find our proposition attractive enough. And many of those who said that 'We like it too' last year were part of this players. 

Well, we know that you like it, we have a console for all of us, a console that when asked 'I have it, and you?', you all can say 'Yes, we too'. Ladies and gentlemen, here it is the new

Wii 2."

(But of course, their presentation will be it better than that)

 

Sal.Paradise said:

Predicitons for Sony's E3: 

>nearing the end of the sony conference

>we have one more special guest joining us tonight so..

>"deploying surprise in 3..2..1"

>you can hear a truck backing up

>gaben rolls out onto the stage

>a huge 3 appears on the main screen

>most gaming forums instantly go down from the amount of spam before the rest of the text appears

>Left 4 D3ad

>the worst riot in 20 years begins

>national guard deployed, over 300 dead and a thousand injured

>gaben later sells his business to EA and kills himself, unable to live with the guilt of the dead

 

That would be hilarious!

Gabe couldn't kill himself because others would kill him first!

Oh, and yes. My body is always ready for E3. The worst part is always what happens after E3.

As silly as the Wii 2 idea is, it's something I wouldn't put past Nintendo. Maybe 'Wii Touch U', since the touch screen controller is the big new thing. 



Torillian on 05 May 2012

I'm getting more and more excited as it comes closer. Always my favorite time of year since I turn it into a little mini-vacation. We have 8 people going this year, have to figure out how we're going to cover press conferences now that we don't post announcements much at all. Maybe E3 conference time is the one week where it's ok to become just another news blog.



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DanneSandin on 05 May 2012
Mr Khan said:

I shall quote a brilliant-yet-disturbing comment from Pullus Pardus from almost a year ago on this matter.

PullusPardus said:
Mr Khan said:

Kaz Hirai's body is not ready.


Rape is a one way train, it doesn't matter if he is ready, Reggie's pants are already down

and he's been rapin' everybody out there, so hide yo children and.... well its no use anyways you have to embrace it




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