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JEMC said:
Sal.Paradise said:

Predictions for Nintendo's E3:

>The WiiU will now be known as the Playable Entertaining Super System

>Or PESS

>You can see it resembles another word in the English language

>That's right, "peace"

>Because we aim to bring you games that you will enjoy and can spend playing after a stressful day

I'm sorry to disagree with you, again, but that won't be the name. If it's not WiiU, it will be

**Picks up his witcher hat**

Wii 2 (Too)

Imagine the scene

With Reggie on stage:

"Last year, when asking the people that were trying the WiiU which were their impressions, many said 'I like it', and the people around them jumped in saying 'Yeah, we too'. Some of those were only there to try games from the comptetition, but they liked what we had. And that made us think.

Our hope with our new console is to cater everyone. To cater you, the people that already plays Nintendo games since long, but also the expanded audience that we brought into gaming with the Wii. But we want to appeal to as many people as possible, and that also mean those players that this last generation of HD consoles (subtle smile for the intended pun) didn't find our proposition attractive enough. And many of those who said that 'We like it too' last year were part of this players. 

Well, we know that you like it, we have a console for all of us, a console that when asked 'I have it, and you?', you all can say 'Yes, we too'. Ladies and gentlemen, here it is the new

Wii 2."

(But of course, their presentation will be it better than that)

 

Sal.Paradise said:

Predicitons for Sony's E3: 

>nearing the end of the sony conference

>we have one more special guest joining us tonight so..

>"deploying surprise in 3..2..1"

>you can hear a truck backing up

>gaben rolls out onto the stage

>a huge 3 appears on the main screen

>most gaming forums instantly go down from the amount of spam before the rest of the text appears

>Left 4 D3ad

>the worst riot in 20 years begins

>national guard deployed, over 300 dead and a thousand injured

>gaben later sells his business to EA and kills himself, unable to live with the guilt of the dead

 

That would be hilarious!

Gabe couldn't kill himself because others would kill him first!

Oh, and yes. My body is always ready for E3. The worst part is always what happens after E3.

As silly as the Wii 2 idea is, it's something I wouldn't put past Nintendo. Maybe 'Wii Touch U', since the touch screen controller is the big new thing.