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superchunk on 28 April 2012
RolStoppable said:
superchunk said:
The ability of extreme slow motion.

That's not a super power, that's standard for the average obese American.

American = Super Power... nuff said.



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homer on 28 April 2012

I have the ability to squirt ink much like that of a squid.



"Everything we hear is an opinion, not a fact. Everything we see is a perspective, not the truth." -My good friend Mark Aurelius

t3mporary_126 on 29 April 2012

The ability to fit in anyone's shoes.



Majora on 29 April 2012

The ability to always pot the white in pool!!



blkfish92 on 29 April 2012

The power to summon tortoises at will, similar to Aqua Man, the problem is the tortoises are too slow and usually arrive hours late sometimes even days.



           

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d21lewis on 30 April 2012
blkfish92 said:
The power to summon tortoises at will, similar to Aqua Man, the problem is the tortoises are too slow and usually arrive hours late sometimes even days.

You have no idea how hard I laughed!



blkfish92 on 01 May 2012
d21lewis said:
blkfish92 said:
The power to summon tortoises at will, similar to Aqua Man, the problem is the tortoises are too slow and usually arrive hours late sometimes even days.

You have no idea how hard I laughed!


You've been tricked my real power is to make people laugh at the idea of my mundane made up super powers!