Mundane Super Powers

[blkfish92]

d21lewis said:

blkfish92 said:
The power to summon tortoises at will, similar to Aqua Man, the problem is the tortoises are too slow and usually arrive hours late sometimes even days.

You have no idea how hard I laughed!

You've been tricked my real power is to make people laugh at the idea of my mundane made up super powers!