Congratulations, you now have a super power!

Unfortuately, so does everyone else - any not everyone is lucky enough to get a particularly exciting super power. You are one of these people to be granted a "mundane super power". 

Well, what can you do? The power to control milk? The ability to recharge mobile phones without having to plug them in? 

Good luck heroes!

I can make banana peels actually slippery.

I can control everyones feces Now that would be a fun, yet mundane one

I have the power to go to the restroom during a movie and never miss anything important. I always pick the right spot!

Some other superpowers:

-The ability to always get to a traffic light as it turns red. Sometimes, I'll get to a light and it will turn green but then, after five cars in front of me pass, it will turn red for me again!

-I can set off the security alarm at department stores without stealing anything.

-I can give people headaches.....well, maybe not people. One person, actually. I can give my GF a headache with one flash of my penis.

-If there's a song I hate, I have the power to turn on my radio exactly when it comes on. I was at the peak of my powers when the Nickelback song "Photograph" came out. I couldn't even go to the mailbox without hearing that song. Sometimes, it would be on two stations at once. "Look at this photograph. Every time I do, it makes me laugh....." Still sends shudders down my spine.

The power that makes all windows appear as mirrors to you.

The power to cause any good musician I start following to start only making dubstep.

The ability to finish a man with just one look. O_O uuuughgggghhhhh ... awkward.

The ability to untie my shoelaces just by walking.