Some other superpowers:
-The ability to always get to a traffic light as it turns red. Sometimes, I'll get to a light and it will turn green but then, after five cars in front of me pass, it will turn red for me again!
-I can set off the security alarm at department stores without stealing anything.
-I can give people headaches.....well, maybe not people. One person, actually. I can give my GF a headache with one flash of my penis.
-If there's a song I hate, I have the power to turn on my radio exactly when it comes on. I was at the peak of my powers when the Nickelback song "Photograph" came out. I couldn't even go to the mailbox without hearing that song. Sometimes, it would be on two stations at once. "Look at this photograph. Every time I do, it makes me laugh....." Still sends shudders down my spine.
