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RedInker on 12 April 2012

Simple thraed really. The rules are simple. Post a joke. They can be short, dumb cheesy whatever. Just please use some common sence before you post please. Ie no racist jokes etc.

So I shall begin with a stupid and tame joke.

What have Kermit the Frog and Henry the VIII got in common?

They both have the same middle name.

A rubbish joke I know. Whos got some better ones?

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Millenium on 12 April 2012

Knock knock...

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TWRoO on 12 April 2012

Millenium said:
Knock knock...

Advantage of time travel... you can answer the question before it is asked.

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IIIIITHE1IIIII on 12 April 2012

- This young woman was found murdered in her bathroom.

- Well, it looks like the murderer...

*puts on sunglasses*

...caught her with her pants down.

YYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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spurgeonryan said:
If I see any Dr. Who in here again other than Matt Smith I will instantly report you!

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RedInker on 12 April 2012

Worried about his failing eyeight, a man goes to his optician who tells him he must stop masturbating.
"Why?" asks the man in a panic "am I going blind?"
"No your eyesight is fine" says the optician "but it upsets the other patents in the waiting room"