Wtf is wrong with u guys giving kids bad advice dude. Don't do the fight, smart people fight with our pen, not with our fist.....and as a physician, i have a scapel in my pocket in the subway :)

Indeed.

My point is you are going to die before your time.

He will squish you like a bug.

I bet after tomorrow we won't see you log on to your account anymore.

Ninja dude, ninja! Surprise is everything.

Go for the parts where there is less fat. The knees/shins, it'll weakened his balance. Good luck! Again don't let him grab you or else its game over.

Confident was the wrong word, maybe assured e.g. You think you'll last longer than him since he suppose to have bad cardio.. The fights I've been in hasn't even stretched beyond a couple of minutes and that isn't enough time to tire someone out, since adrenaline takes over and the rest is a blur. Every fight is about the moment so unless you are a experienced fighter (from posting on here I can think not) there is no use to over think this; hit and don't get hit those are the only rules you'll need to follow.

While talking smack to him, slap him in the face a few times to really piss him off. Then, just when he's getting most pissed, slap him one more time. Maybe whip it out and piss on him just to finish off the insult.

He'll go into a rage and lose control.

From there, just let him wear himself out a little bit or stumble around after you, then trip him, sock him in the jaw, and watch the tower tumble.

Yep.

Watch all of the Bruce Lee movies immediately if you have time. That little guy could beat some ass. Don't worry about all of the years of training he had. I'm sure that you don't really need it.