Here comes the ammmmbbbuuullaaannnnncccceeeeee...

Ohh, sorry, didn't read that. I just read "fighting fat guy in two days" and saw that the thread was made two days ago.

...Anyway, so we can still give you advice. I've avoided fights and have never had to fight for years now, but I still learnt quite a lot from Taekwondo and martial arts movies.

If he's fat, you should wear him out and use his own weight against him. Move around him quickly and block / dodge his punches, focus on his fists and try and catch his punches or guide them away from you by side stepping and grabbing / hitting his arms or wrists. It shouldn't be too hard as he should be very sluggish. When you see opportunities, try and take them. Some of your best opportunities will be palm strikes to the nose, grabbing his arm and palm striking his elbow, kicking the backs of his legs and using the weight of his punches to knock him over. His fat will be like padding, so try to go for the face as much as possible to daze him, if you're not comfortable with ruining his face then go for his arms and legs.

Try and kick him, kicks are unexpected, powerful and can reach longer distances. Don't ever put too much of your body weight into a punch or you will find it hard to recover, always stay light on your feet and try to punch as fast as possible.

Don't punch things that are hard either, I learnt that mistake a few weeks ago.

Drink lots of energy drinks and watch Ip Man too.

First you weren't giving bus seats to old ladies and now you're fighting, you're a menace to society Jay.

Edit. This post broke the thread somehow.

The guys trying to talk you out of it are just the guys who could never win a fight, believe in yourself kid, you will prevail.

Thhis was a real fight and fatty  eventually lost because the small guy ran around until greedy guts got tired, it was boring, but the guy won. Believe in yourself,

@Rolstoppable

What is that? A celebration wagon of some sort


@ Chocoloco

I know dude. I'm fazing out the negative and staying focused, like a true champion.

Or perhaps some of us actually work towards a society with less violence because it solves little to nothing (I work with security and the criminally insane as well as with kids with behavior issues and ADD)? Its not about whether you can a fight or not, its about realizing the futility of pursuing medieval custom.

I regret giving any kind of advice in here, OP is clearly very immature, even for his age and has a very warped sense of reality and societal structure.

You are going to get destroyed...

If you have read my posts the only thing I am serious about is believing in your own ability to achieve and I never gave real advice, more a like an attempt to be humorous. Either way, fights are a reality as you would know from your job and if this overweight kid insists on fighting him it will eventually happen. I believe in being civil and not having to fight, but in many areas fighting is an everyday reality and the only way to avoid it is to move away, which is not usually an option. Jay will do what he has to, and we do not know all the information.

ADD and ADHD are made up disorders by the pharmaceutical companies.