Nahh, I think mocking him could enrage him so much he gets 'tard strength, if that happens and Jay can't dodge it in time he could end up in hospital.

I forgot to mention that you need to learn how to take a punch, you don't want to get knocked in the head once and become disoriented.

And like CDiablo said, always keep your hands up when your fighting. Protect your face with your fists and your body with your elbows. People have a tendency to drop their hands when they get tired so make sure you train to keep that from happening.

Although something tells me this is not going to stay a boxing match for long...

edit: lol and going over the posts in this thread disregard like 90 percent of the advice your getting, only like 3 or 4 people know what their talking about.

Hey Jay if you live at all close to me I'd be willing to do a couple sparring session with you to get you ready. I'm a pretty big guy myself so it should be good practice for you.

The only reason I dont recommend any kind of wrestling with him is that fat people have a natural base due to their size. If a person with no wrestling experience(I assume the OP has none) tries to take down a fatty in a street situation and I had to bet, I would guess the fatty would end up on top. That is the last position you want to end up in if you have no grappling background. Shit, when grappling noobs that outweigh me by 50+ pounds I struggle quite a bit to work my bottom grapppling game, and I have trained for a long time.

lmao building strength takes more than eating protein for a few days......You sound like you know very little about fighting anyways. just throw twinkies at him. JK But really you soound like this is some strategic matchup witch it isn't. UFC is but that is because there is rules, this isn't going to play out the way you plan in your head

I'm rooting for the fat guy.

throw him some twinkies and catch him off guard. Then proceed to slide some slushie down his throat, causing a brain freeze, then immediate explosion of the brain.

study Muhammad Ali, Bruce Lee, Tony Jaa, Donnie Yen, Michael Jai White, (6 time world champ) Chuck Norris, Keisuke Miyagi, Matt Hughes, Lyoto Machida, Anderson Silva, Manny Pacquiao, Kurt Angle, Royce Gracie, and play some Tekken.

now as for me Martial arts plays a major role so i must say don't strike first. wait for your opening and then strike. read/study his body movements, and watch his eyes, and they'll tell you all you need to know.

Don't do it. "Honor"? Are you stupid or something? Act like an adult and solve your problems with words. Never choose to fight. Defend sure, but never agree to a fight. That's just childish. Grow up, stop caring what others and be the better .

There are no "rules" in fighting, especially if this fight is serious.

I say first thing you do is back up, grab the biggest thing you can find and fucking hit him with it.


No honor in getting hit when you don't have to. Shit, I doubt I ever fought without using something, other than pile driving some schmuck when I was 16.


If this is a more playful fight or just a way to prove who is better, then I think the whole idea is stupid to be 100% honest. Just put some vaseline on your face and go in there.