There are no "rules" in fighting, especially if this fight is serious.
I say first thing you do is back up, grab the biggest thing you can find and fucking hit him with it.
No honor in getting hit when you don't have to. Shit, I doubt I ever fought without using something, other than pile driving some schmuck when I was 16.
If this is a more playful fight or just a way to prove who is better, then I think the whole idea is stupid to be 100% honest. Just put some vaseline on your face and go in there.
iPhone = Great gaming device. Don't agree? Who cares, because you're wrong.
Currently playing:
Final Fantasy VI (iOS), Final Fantasy: Record Keeper (iOS) & Dragon Quest V (iOS)