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blkfish92 said:
man-bear-pig said:
blkfish92 said:
They should use real tortoises.


Can tortoises act? I think they should pay some guy to have sex with a turtle and then raise the offspring as ninjas. It would take a while though. :(


Tortoises can act very well, they have had the time to train in acting since they're immortal!


What if they add a cameo pigeon character ;o



    

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BasilZero said:
blkfish92 said:
man-bear-pig said:
blkfish92 said:
They should use real tortoises.


Can tortoises act? I think they should pay some guy to have sex with a turtle and then raise the offspring as ninjas. It would take a while though. :(


Tortoises can act very well, they have had the time to train in acting since they're immortal!


What if they add a cameo pigeon character ;o


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It's just Michael Bay's production company. It would be Jonathan Liebesman who would direct the movie.



BasilZero said:
blkfish92 said:
man-bear-pig said:
blkfish92 said:
They should use real tortoises.


Can tortoises act? I think they should pay some guy to have sex with a turtle and then raise the offspring as ninjas. It would take a while though. :(


Tortoises can act very well, they have had the time to train in acting since they're immortal!


What if they add a cameo pigeon character ;o


Pigeons aren't meant to be involved >.>



           

I hate Michael Bay but I'm not convinced that this will be all that bad for the movie ...

Michael Bay movies tend to "work" when they're not much more than juvenile humour and action sequences. The more these movies try to develop characters, have a realistic plot, or explain (just about) anything the more they fall apart.

To get the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles "right" you really only have to get the sense of humour correct and mix it up with some decent ninja action. There will (obviously) be some things that will be brought into the movie because of Bay's involvement, like April will most likely look more like a prostitute after a hard night of work than a Television reporter



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Riiight, Paramount since Nickelodeon bought the franchise outright.

This isn't the 1990s anymore. People aren't going to be willing to put up with live action turtles just because they're the turtles. It's going to go over as poorly as The Smurfs or Yogi Bear



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I can't wait to see the huge explosion when Michaelangelo hits someone with his nunchucks.



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Sounds promising. I kind of like Michael Bay's movies for what they are.



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