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Nobody cares about points anymore! Do some database work damn you!

So I had a request to remake the thread from last year and I figured what the hell.  Was fun enough that I figure it'll be interesting to do again.  So here we go:

In this thread you are allowed to say absolutely anything about any console or game that you want without being moderated.  Would prefer if it was a funny joke but it doesn't have to be.  You can also post anything you want about anyone who posts in this thread, so realize that if you post you are fair game. 

some other ground rules:

1) Only things that will be moderated universally in this thread as they are outside it will be posting porn and spamming, everything else will have different rules.

2) Anyone who posts in the thread is fair game for being flamed (yes that includes me since I made the thread so please feel free).  Anyone who does not post in the thread cannot be flamed and you'll be moderated if you do so. 

3) No arguing in the thread, everyone gets to say their one liners, people who read them can laugh, but you can't start arguing about the legitimacy of someone's one liner.

4) This thread and its special rules are sanctioned, so moderators keep this in mind.  I will keep track of this thread as much as I can.

5) This is your one time and one thread this year you can get out anything you want if you follow the rules of acceptable targets, but once I close this thread all rules will be universal again. 

6) I'll lock this thread on February 9th so you have one week to go think of something to post.

Haven't thought about it enough to have a joke to start things out this year, sorry.  

So there you guys go, have at it and do your best to be more funny than mean.