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I spank my turkey:

<1 time a month 13 4.17%
 
1-3 times a month 7 2.24%
 
1 time a week 16 5.13%
 
2-3 times a week 56 17.95%
 
4-6 times a week 70 22.44%
 
1 time a day 82 26.28%
 
2-3 times a day 43 13.78%
 
>4 times a day. I real... 25 8.01%
 
Total:312
Jay520 on 17 November 2011
Euphoria14 said:
Jay520 said:
Euphoria14 said:
Jay520 said:
Euphoria14 said:
I clean my pipes 3-4 times a day. Sounds like a lot, but that is due to digestive disease most likely.

Should know for sure after the biopsy in early December.


Really? You have to?


I'm talking about a different set of pipes.

As for the question, the answer is yes, I have to have tubes inserted through my mouth and also through my ass so they can see inside my intestines and during that time they will be removing a peice of my inner intestine for testing to see what is causing my chronic abdominal pain and digestive problems.

And no, it's not as bad as it sounds from what I have heard. Doc is going to knock me out first.


That was...err..informing

I was raised to be a very honest person.

Don't be ashamed if talk of bowels weirds you out. It does that to a lot of people.

 

OT: 

I clean those pipes at least once a day.

 



So your original post was about bowel movement? You realise this thread was about masturbation, yes?

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Mummelmann on 17 November 2011

2-3 times a week, sometimes less, sometimes more.



Euphoria14 on 17 November 2011
Jay520 said:
Euphoria14 said:
Jay520 said:
Euphoria14 said:
Jay520 said:
Euphoria14 said:
I clean my pipes 3-4 times a day. Sounds like a lot, but that is due to digestive disease most likely.

Should know for sure after the biopsy in early December.


Really? You have to?


I'm talking about a different set of pipes.

As for the question, the answer is yes, I have to have tubes inserted through my mouth and also through my ass so they can see inside my intestines and during that time they will be removing a peice of my inner intestine for testing to see what is causing my chronic abdominal pain and digestive problems.

And no, it's not as bad as it sounds from what I have heard. Doc is going to knock me out first.


That was...err..informing

I was raised to be a very honest person.

Don't be ashamed if talk of bowels weirds you out. It does that to a lot of people.

 

OT: 

I clean those pipes at least once a day.

 


So your original post was about bowel movement? You realise this thread was about masturbation, yes?

I actually didn't realize that until after I posted.

 

I read about cleaning the pipes and I assumed you were asking how many times a day I take a shit, lol.



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Jay520 on 17 November 2011
Euphoria14 said:
Jay520 said:
Euphoria14 said:
Jay520 said:
Euphoria14 said:
Jay520 said:
Euphoria14 said:
I clean my pipes 3-4 times a day. Sounds like a lot, but that is due to digestive disease most likely.

Should know for sure after the biopsy in early December.


Really? You have to?


I'm talking about a different set of pipes.

As for the question, the answer is yes, I have to have tubes inserted through my mouth and also through my ass so they can see inside my intestines and during that time they will be removing a peice of my inner intestine for testing to see what is causing my chronic abdominal pain and digestive problems.

And no, it's not as bad as it sounds from what I have heard. Doc is going to knock me out first.


That was...err..informing

I was raised to be a very honest person.

Don't be ashamed if talk of bowels weirds you out. It does that to a lot of people.

 

OT: 

I clean those pipes at least once a day.

 


So your original post was about bowel movement? You realise this thread was about masturbation, yes?

I actually didn't realize that until after I posted.

 

I read about cleaning the pipes and I assumed you were asking how many times a day I take a shit, lol.



LOL, you didn't notice the extremely infrequent poll options. XD I guess I should make the thread titles less confusing.

Euphoria14 on 17 November 2011
Jay520 said:

LOL, you didn't notice the extremely infrequent poll options. XD I guess I should make the thread titles less confusing.


Now I did.

 

Classic case of reading the title, ignoring the OP and then looking dumb with a way off topic comment, lol.



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Stefl1504 on 17 November 2011

To be honest, there are days I am needy.. and there are days I am not...
alltogether it probably comes down to 4-6 times a week... though most of it will happen in 2 of the 7 days a week... (4-5 times)



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curl-6 on 17 November 2011

If we're talking about masturbation, then twice a day.
I'm 23, male, and can't get sex, so I have way too much pent up horniness.



pariz on 17 November 2011

3 or 4 times a week as an average I think.



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KhinRunite on 17 November 2011

Hmmm...I take it none of you guys are married?



Chroniczaaa on 17 November 2011

About 7 times a day.



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