A Black, a Jew and a mexican walk into a bar, the bartender says:
Get the fuck out.
| Marks said: 6. What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? Roll-aids |
On 2/24/13, MB1025 said:
You know I was always wondering why no one ever used the dollar sign for $ony, but then I realized they have no money so it would be pointless.
I like this thread! I hope it doesn't get closed down.
Here's a couple more, one-liners are my favourite
1. What do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice
2. How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable? Put a homosexual into a coma
3. Why do scottish men wear kilts? The sheep can hear zippers from a mile away.
4. What do Mt. Everest and Virginia Tech have in common? Both have a crazy slope and are -32 (This one is even a little offensive for my tastes!)
What do you say when you see your TV set floating around in the middle of the night?
*click-click* Drop it, nigger!!!
On 2/24/13, MB1025 said:
You know I was always wondering why no one ever used the dollar sign for $ony, but then I realized they have no money so it would be pointless.
| Boutros said: What is the ressemblance between a black person and a winter tire? They both work better with chains. I like the historical twist to it. |
Why was the Polish guy up in the tree? He was raking the leaves.
How do you get a one-armed Polish guy down from a tree? Wave to him.
On 2/24/13, MB1025 said:
You know I was always wondering why no one ever used the dollar sign for $ony, but then I realized they have no money so it would be pointless.
this one isn't really racially motivated but its still hilarious
This is the last one, i promise
Did i went too far?
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