No stories to share about smurfs :( Sounds like it would be fun, too bad I gave up weed.

You give Papa Smurf a bit of meth and he'll fuckin rape Smurfette.

I'm pretty sure Smurfette would get an abortion

Ryan you are a punk, I will share stories later maybe. I have a lot, but mine are probably bigger than most on here except for Dr Grass and a few others.

I have never done a drug in my life. Except for Snorks. No Smurfs, though.

When I was younger I had a high tolerance to drinking and drugs. Believing that eight was a lucky number I drank eight beers, smoked an eighth of weed, put an eight ball up my nose, took eight hits of acid, and snorted eight ground up smurfs. After inhaling the eight smurfs I turned blue and vomited in approximately eight seconds.

Moral to the story, I should have smoked eight happy sticks instead.

Dip bad weed into some embalmening fluid.  It's good for you, honest. 

A bit off-topic, but does anyone remember the smurfs episode where Papa Smurf mentioned he'll use [some random magical shit they found] to treat his gout?

No one believed me when I said he had gout, I need proof.

Yea, gout. Google returns nothing.

That was a pretty fun OP to read