What happens when you mix Little Blue Smurf, with little blue pills?

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When I was younger I had a high tolerance to drinking and drugs. Believing that eight was a lucky number I drank eight beers, smoked an eighth of weed, put an eight ball up my nose, took eight hits of acid, and snorted eight ground up smurfs. After inhaling the eight smurfs I turned blue and vomited in approximately eight seconds.

Moral to the story, I should have smoked eight happy sticks instead.