Nintendo makes consoles for everyone but self-conscious young men that need to portray manliness, who mistake machismo for manhood. Real men play Mario and whistle/hum/beep the music while walking through a crowd of 'hardmen' teenagers.
Yes.
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| bazmeistergen said: Nintendo makes consoles for everyone but self-conscious young men that need to portray manliness, who mistake machismo for manhood. Real men play Mario and whistle/hum/beep the music while walking through a crowd of 'hardmen' teenagers. |
Amen!
bobgamez said:
wow, what a tool |
Oh please do you see the stuff they put out, Mario Galaxy, this Zelda, Donkey Kong and that game Kirby couldnt look anymore like it was for small children if it tried. These games dont even have voice acting or good stories they just ramble childish gibberish and save princesses game after game after game. It makes it even worse than the graphics are weaker than the other two consoles and the controls are awful beyond belief.
BoosterGold said:
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Yet they are rarely matched when it comes to level designs and gameplay. I suspect you'd be unable to finish Mario Galaxy 2 with every single stars. And seriously, bad controls? Quick look at your game collection of... 2 games. MGS4 is in there. Now, I greatly enjoyed that game series, but when it comes to controls, it is utter crap compared to Mario and Zelda.
When all is said and done, you're obviously just a teenage boy troll deep in search for his manliness and his place in this world, still afraid to admit he likes things that some other of his age might laugh at. One day, you may become what's called being authentic. In the mean time, keep on searching and trolling. Us gamers on VGC can actually like games past their superficial shells. ^_-
I was gonna watch, but it said the video was private... thank god, I do not wanna spoil myself anymore.
Hynad said:
Yet they are rarely matched when it comes to level designs and gameplay. I suspect you'd be unable to finish Mario Galaxy 2 with every single stars. And seriously, bad controls? Quick look at your game collection of... 2 games. MGS4 is in there. Now, I greatly enjoyed that game series, but when it comes to controls, it is utter crap compared to Mario and Zelda. When all is said and done, you're obviously just a teenage boy troll deep in search for his manliness and his place in this world, still afraid to admit he likes things that some other of his age might laugh at. One day, you may become what's called being authentic. In the mean time, keep on searching and trolling. Us gamers on VGC can actually like games past their superficial shells. ^_- |
Gameplay? you mean jumping on platforms over and over since the 80s? Mario, Donkey Kong, Kirby all you do is run from right to left and jump on things. the controls have always been awful which is why things like Conduit and Metroid failed.
I'll ignore your second paragraph because you just went silly on me.
| BoosterGold said: Gameplay? you mean jumping on platforms over and over since the 80s? Mario, Donkey Kong, Kirby all you do is run from right to left and jump on things. the controls have always been awful which is why things like Conduit and Metroid failed. |
That's bullshit. All you do is run from left to right and jump on things. Get your facts straight!
| BoosterGold said:
Gameplay? you mean jumping on platforms over and over since the 80s? Mario, Donkey Kong, Kirby all you do is run from right to left and jump on things. |
Lol, I got to ask, what's wrong with jumping on platforms?
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