i would marry the Queen make porno with GaGa and have a child with Mileena because i wana see how the kid turns out.

 No risk, no fun.

duders16 said: sapphi_snake said: I'd obviously marry the Queen. She's a billionaire, plus I'd become the King of England! Of the other 2, I'd pick GaGa to concieve a child with, 'cause I don't want my kid to wind up with lizard eyes and that denture. So I guess I'd have to make a porno tape with Mileena, and I agree with Aiko 1989. Put a bag over her head! Only works the other way around. You won't become a King, you would be a Duke.

By logic he should be called a king consort if anything. It's a matter of institutionalized sexism - it's easy to imagine becoming a queen through marrying, but God forbid a man be called king if he doesn't hold the power.

I'd marry the Queen and have a child with Gaga,cause it would mean more $$$ for me in both situations.And I'd have a sex-tape with Mileena,with one condition : no oral sex.

Hmm depends a lot what do you understand under marriage. If it means that I have to actually spend time together with my wife sleep in the same bed and live a standard marriage with regular Sex and stuff. My choice would be:

Porno Tape: Milenna . I think having sex with a semi monster will sell a lot of copies and would earn me some money.

Marriage: Lady Gaga. Its better to have regular sex with a young women and live together than an old one. Also She is rich thats nice too and adds to the money I earned through the sex tape.

My Kid would be with the Queen (If it would be biologically possible).
Also Kid and Sex Tape are a one time job. For the Kid I could even use a syringe. Also my kid would be the King/Queen of England. Charles would be old very old when my kid is 25. And William is Charles Kid so my Kid would be the legitimate heir of the throne once Charles is dead. And I am sure the King/Queen of England could give make royalty.

There's a limit as to what I'm willing to risk. My manhood is well beyond the limit.

haxxiy said: duders16 said: sapphi_snake said: I'd obviously marry the Queen. She's a billionaire, plus I'd become the King of England! Of the other 2, I'd pick GaGa to concieve a child with, 'cause I don't want my kid to wind up with lizard eyes and that denture. So I guess I'd have to make a porno tape with Mileena, and I agree with Aiko 1989. Put a bag over her head! Only works the other way around. You won't become a King, you would be a Duke. By logic he should be called a king consort if anything. It's a matter of institutionalized sexism - it's easy to imagine becoming a queen through marrying, but God forbid a man be called king if he doesn't hold the power.

haha you should put that in the sexism thread.

It's obvious who's the wiser man here

duders16 said: sapphi_snake said: I'd obviously marry the Queen. She's a billionaire, plus I'd become the King of England! Of the other 2, I'd pick GaGa to concieve a child with, 'cause I don't want my kid to wind up with lizard eyes and that denture. So I guess I'd have to make a porno tape with Mileena, and I agree with Aiko 1989. Put a bag over her head! Only works the other way around. You won't become a King, you would be a Duke.

Damn. Well, at least I'd still be a nobleman.

haxxiy said: duders16 said: sapphi_snake said: I'd obviously marry the Queen. She's a billionaire, plus I'd become the King of England! Of the other 2, I'd pick GaGa to concieve a child with, 'cause I don't want my kid to wind up with lizard eyes and that denture. So I guess I'd have to make a porno tape with Mileena, and I agree with Aiko 1989. Put a bag over her head! Only works the other way around. You won't become a King, you would be a Duke. By logic he should be called a king consort if anything. It's a matter of institutionalized sexism - it's easy to imagine becoming a queen through marrying, but God forbid a man be called king if he doesn't hold the power.

WTF? What kind of title is that. It would make me sound like I'm her b***h. Damn sexism!