Marry, Conceive A Child, or Porno/Sextape.

[duders16]

haxxiy said:

duders16 said:

sapphi_snake said:
I'd obviously marry the Queen. She's a billionaire, plus I'd become the King of England!

Of the other 2, I'd pick GaGa to concieve a child with, 'cause I don't want my kid to wind up with lizard eyes and that denture.

So I guess I'd have to make a porno tape with Mileena, and I agree with Aiko 1989. Put a bag over her head!

Only works the other way around. You won't become a King, you would be a Duke.

By logic he should be called a king consort if anything. It's a matter of institutionalized sexism - it's easy to imagine becoming a queen through marrying, but God forbid a man be called king if he doesn't hold the power.

haha you should put that in the sexism thread.