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Pichsterz on 30 August 2011
Siko1989 said:
ill make a porno with Mileena... just put a bag over her head lol


^ LMAO! This. I'll marry the Queen, she'll die before I will. Having a baby with Gaga won't be so bad, she can be my baby-mama.



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iBlah on 31 August 2011

marry Mileena, boobs make up for the shark jaw, besides, it makes me feel safe in a way similar to keeping a dog, as long as nothing oral is involved.

porn with the queen. but I have to be dressed like Genghis Kan, prepare the most badass video ever come to grace the internet.


child with Gaga. she can keep the child, while I go on to make more children with Mileena, gonna be a hell of a family reunion years later.



 

Level1Death on 31 August 2011
Navane said:
I don't like my options here...

That's what I was going for.



 

 

 

sapphi_snake on 31 August 2011
iBlah said:

marry Mileena, boobs make up for the shark jaw, besides, it makes me feel safe in a way similar to keeping a dog, as long as nothing oral is involved.

porn with the queen. but I have to be dressed like Genghis Kan, prepare the most badass video ever come to grace the internet.


child with Gaga. she can keep the child, while I go on to make more children with Mileena, gonna be a hell of a family reunion years later.

The Mongols do Britain.



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superchunk on 31 August 2011

I'd marry gaga as she's filthy rich too and attractive enough to warrant daily sex.

I'd have a child with the Queen so I'd also get rich from child support.

I'd have the porn with Mileena as her boobies are to die for.... however, I'd ask if she'd to a 3way with her sister too.



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sapphi_snake on 31 August 2011
superchunk said:
I'd marry gaga as she's filthy rich too and attractive enough to warrant daily sex.

I'd have a child with the Queen so I'd also get rich from child support.

I'd have the porn with Mileena as her boobies are to die for.... however, I'd ask if she'd to a 3way with her sister too.

Wouldn't you be the one stuck paying child support? You know how the courts are regarding these issues. Plus, she has friends in high places.



"I don't understand how someone could like Tolstoy and Dostoyevsky, but not like Twilight!!!"

"Last book I read was Brokeback Mountain, I just don't have the patience for them unless it's softcore porn."

                                                                               (The Voice of a Generation and Seece)

"If you cant stand the sound of your own voice than dont become a singer !!!!!"

                                                                               (pizzahut451)

superchunk on 31 August 2011
sapphi_snake said:
superchunk said:
I'd marry gaga as she's filthy rich too and attractive enough to warrant daily sex.

I'd have a child with the Queen so I'd also get rich from child support.

I'd have the porn with Mileena as her boobies are to die for.... however, I'd ask if she'd to a 3way with her sister too.

Wouldn't you be the one stuck paying child support? You know how the courts are regarding these issues. Plus, she has friends in high places.


Whom has the millions pays.



sapphi_snake on 31 August 2011
superchunk said:
sapphi_snake said:
superchunk said:
I'd marry gaga as she's filthy rich too and attractive enough to warrant daily sex.

I'd have a child with the Queen so I'd also get rich from child support.

I'd have the porn with Mileena as her boobies are to die for.... however, I'd ask if she'd to a 3way with her sister too.

Wouldn't you be the one stuck paying child support? You know how the courts are regarding these issues. Plus, she has friends in high places.


Whom has the millions pays.

Nope. The person who doesn't have custody of the child does. And she's more likely to get custody than you.  What you're talking about is alimony, and you'd have to marry her, and then divorce her to get it.



"I don't understand how someone could like Tolstoy and Dostoyevsky, but not like Twilight!!!"

"Last book I read was Brokeback Mountain, I just don't have the patience for them unless it's softcore porn."

                                                                               (The Voice of a Generation and Seece)

"If you cant stand the sound of your own voice than dont become a singer !!!!!"

                                                                               (pizzahut451)

superchunk on 31 August 2011
sapphi_snake said:
superchunk said:
sapphi_snake said:
superchunk said:
I'd marry gaga as she's filthy rich too and attractive enough to warrant daily sex.

I'd have a child with the Queen so I'd also get rich from child support.

I'd have the porn with Mileena as her boobies are to die for.... however, I'd ask if she'd to a 3way with her sister too.

Wouldn't you be the one stuck paying child support? You know how the courts are regarding these issues. Plus, she has friends in high places.


Whom has the millions pays.

Nope. The person who doesn't have custody of the child does. And she's more likely to get custody than you.  What you're talking about is alimony, and you'd have to marry her, and then divorce her to get it.

Yes you're right... however as the baby daddy i have rigths to visit and I'm sure I could sponge off of her anyways... and sponging off of a billionaire has to be amazing.



sapphi_snake on 01 September 2011
superchunk said:
sapphi_snake said:
superchunk said:
sapphi_snake said:
superchunk said:
I'd marry gaga as she's filthy rich too and attractive enough to warrant daily sex.

I'd have a child with the Queen so I'd also get rich from child support.

I'd have the porn with Mileena as her boobies are to die for.... however, I'd ask if she'd to a 3way with her sister too.

Wouldn't you be the one stuck paying child support? You know how the courts are regarding these issues. Plus, she has friends in high places.


Whom has the millions pays.

Nope. The person who doesn't have custody of the child does. And she's more likely to get custody than you.  What you're talking about is alimony, and you'd have to marry her, and then divorce her to get it.

Yes you're right... however as the baby daddy i have rigths to visit and I'm sure I could sponge off of her anyways... and sponging off of a billionaire has to be amazing.

You're gonna have to pay alimony if you wanna visit. So the billionaire will be sponging off of you. :-p



"I don't understand how someone could like Tolstoy and Dostoyevsky, but not like Twilight!!!"

"Last book I read was Brokeback Mountain, I just don't have the patience for them unless it's softcore porn."

                                                                               (The Voice of a Generation and Seece)

"If you cant stand the sound of your own voice than dont become a singer !!!!!"

                                                                               (pizzahut451)