Marry, Conceive A Child, or Porno/Sextape.

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I'd marry gaga as she's filthy rich too and attractive enough to warrant daily sex.

I'd have a child with the Queen so I'd also get rich from child support.

I'd have the porn with Mileena as her boobies are to die for.... however, I'd ask if she'd to a 3way with her sister too.