Hmm depends a lot what do you understand under marriage. If it means that I have to actually spend time together with my wife sleep in the same bed and live a standard marriage with regular Sex and stuff. My choice would be:
Porno Tape: Milenna . I think having sex with a semi monster will sell a lot of copies and would earn me some money.
Marriage: Lady Gaga. Its better to have regular sex with a young women and live together than an old one. Also She is rich thats nice too and adds to the money I earned through the sex tape.
My Kid would be with the Queen (If it would be biologically possible).
Also Kid and Sex Tape are a one time job. For the Kid I could even use a syringe. Also my kid would be the King/Queen of England. Charles would be old very old when my kid is 25. And William is Charles Kid so my Kid would be the legitimate heir of the throne once Charles is dead. And I am sure the King/Queen of England could give make royalty.







