Anyone have any good Chuck Norris Lines?

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Signalstar on 02 September 2011

amp316 said:
Chuck Norris got his ass kicked by Bruce Lee in Return of the Dragon.

He got killed, the hairy brute. And my copy of the film is called Way of the Dragon but Bruce Lee films usually end up with multiple names for some odd reason.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F1gWECYYOSo

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amp316 on 02 September 2011

Signalstar said:

amp316 said:
Chuck Norris got his ass kicked by Bruce Lee in Return of the Dragon.

He got killed, the hairy brute. And my copy of the film is called Way of the Dragon but Bruce Lee films usually end up with multiple names for some odd reason.

To be fair, he did get one hit in and that's more than most anyone ever did against Bruce.

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sapphi_snake on 02 September 2011

Why are people so obsessed with this man?

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Jay520 on 02 September 2011

sapphi_snake said:
Why are people so obsessed with this man?

What man? Chuck Norris is his own separate species.

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duders16 on 02 September 2011

Mordred11 said:

Chuck Norris is sooo overrated.Here's a real god of martial arts

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G5FP7Y4Jy98&feature=player_embedded (can't embed this one)

WOW! love to be able to fight like him that is some ninja shizzle.

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Mordred11 on 02 September 2011

duders16 said:

Mordred11 said:

Chuck Norris is sooo overrated.Here's a real god of martial arts

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G5FP7Y4Jy98&feature=player_embedded (can't embed this one)

WOW! love to be able to fight like him that is some ninja shizzle.

He's a master in 5 different fighting styles in real life.Scott Adkins.Just search on youtube

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Mordred11 said:

duders16 said:

Mordred11 said:

Chuck Norris is sooo overrated.Here's a real god of martial arts

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G5FP7Y4Jy98&feature=player_embedded (can't embed this one)

WOW! love to be able to fight like him that is some ninja shizzle.

He's a master in 5 different fighting styles in real life.Scott Adkins.Just search on youtube

lol what a nutter lol and i will have to search him thanks :)

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When Chuck Norris looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.

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ils411 on 02 September 2011

arcane_chaos said:
while Jesus can walk on water...Chuck Norris can swim on land

Chuck Norris does not age...just another year added to his existance

Chuck Norris doesn't age...he level ups :p

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ils411 on 02 September 2011

Chuck Norris once drowned a fish underwater
Chuck Norris doesn't cut the lawn, he stares it down and dares it to grow
If the boogie man is under your bed, then Chuck Norris is under the boogie man's bead
Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death, he beats it with a roundhouse kick
If you see Chuck Norris coming, then you are seconds away from death by roundhouse kick
The universe isn't expanding, its running away from Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris is the greatest speller, how Chuck Norris spells the word is the correct spelling

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