ils411 on 02 September 2011
Chuck Norris once drowned a fish underwater
Chuck Norris doesn't cut the lawn, he stares it down and dares it to grow
If the boogie man is under your bed, then Chuck Norris is under the boogie man's bead
Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death, he beats it with a roundhouse kick
If you see Chuck Norris coming, then you are seconds away from death by roundhouse kick
The universe isn't expanding, its running away from Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris is the greatest speller, how Chuck Norris spells the word is the correct spelling
