Anyone have any good Chuck Norris Lines?

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Signalstar on 29 August 2011

Chuck Norris is an old clean conservative (I was going for the opposite of dirty hippie). Um... I don't think I'm doing it right.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F1gWECYYOSo

Please Watch/Share this video so it gets shown in Hollywood.

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M.U.G.E.N on 29 August 2011

when Chuck norris does push ups...he is actually pushing the earth down

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bullza90 on 29 August 2011

How very original, i havent heard that dozens of times before...

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enditall727 on 29 August 2011

LMAO!

Chuck Norris doesn't go swimming, water just want's to be around him

..im done

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Raider84 on 29 August 2011

The first few you listed were funny, although vastly overstated. The last few were absolutely idiotic imo and barely worth my time I spent reading them. The conservative/dirty hippie CN joke might have been the dumbest of all. Chuck Norris is no old conservative, because no one likes old conservatives, where as everyone loves Chuck Norris.

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Mordred11 on 29 August 2011

Chuck Norris is sooo overrated.Here's a real god of martial arts

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G5FP7Y4Jy98&feature=player_embedded (can't embed this one)

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Mordred11 on 29 August 2011

spurgeonryan said:

Mordred11 said:

Chuck Norris is sooo overrated.Here's a real god of martial arts

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G5FP7Y4Jy98&feature=player_embedded (can't embed this one)

Now he is just living off is rep. Although his last real movie The Cutter was not too bad. But he had done walker texas ranger for so long that his movie career was over. But I enjoy him from time to time. he defin. is not as flexible as Jean clause van Damme.

Forget about van Damme...Scott Adkins ( Yuri Boyka) can beat Damme and Chuck Norris in their best years combined!

The man has 5 black belts in Kickboxing,Tae kwon Do,Jujutsu,Judo and Wushu.

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ils411 on 29 August 2011

Chuck Norris doesn't shave, he roundhouse kicks himself in the face. the only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris

Behind Chuck Norris' beard is another fist

Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but because the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris doesn't write. The letters form words out of fear of Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris once had unprotected sex behind a trailer truck and one of his sperm accidentally dropped into the truck. We now know this truck as Optimus Prime

yeah..i know..kinda lame..but hey! I got a pretty decent laugh so yeah..thats all that matters :P