Anyone have any good Chuck Norris Lines?

[Mordred11]

spurgeonryan said:

Mordred11 said:

Chuck Norris is sooo overrated.Here's a real god of martial arts

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G5FP7Y4Jy98&feature=player_embedded (can't embed this one)

Now he is just living off is rep. Although his last real movie The Cutter was not too bad. But he had done walker texas ranger for so long that his movie career was over. But I enjoy him from time to time. he defin. is not as flexible as Jean clause van Damme.

Forget about van Damme...Scott Adkins ( Yuri Boyka) can beat Damme and Chuck Norris in their best years combined!

The man has 5 black belts in Kickboxing,Tae kwon Do,Jujutsu,Judo and Wushu.