ils411 on 29 August 2011
Chuck Norris doesn't shave, he roundhouse kicks himself in the face. the only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris
Behind Chuck Norris' beard is another fist
Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but because the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't write. The letters form words out of fear of Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once had unprotected sex behind a trailer truck and one of his sperm accidentally dropped into the truck. We now know this truck as Optimus Prime
yeah..i know..kinda lame..but hey! I got a pretty decent laugh so yeah..thats all that matters :P
