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What if Lady GaGa wanted you to be her boy toy?



 

 

 

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Me: Lady GaGa, are you gay dude???

What if people thought you were a divine being?



"I don't understand how someone could like Tolstoy and Dostoyevsky, but not like Twilight!!!"

"Last book I read was Brokeback Mountain, I just don't have the patience for them unless it's softcore porn."

                                                                               (The Voice of a Generation and Seece)

"If you cant stand the sound of your own voice than dont become a singer !!!!!"

                                                                               (pizzahut451)

They would be right.

What if you lost your dominant hand in an accident?



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I would make people do stuff for me

What if everything you said was never wrong no matter what?



Tag:I'm not bias towards Nintendo. You just think that way (Admin note - it's "biased".  Not "bias")
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Switch is 9th generation. Everyone else is playing on last gen systems! UPDATE: This is no longer true

Biggest pikmin fan on VGchartz I won from a voting poll
I am not a nerd. I am enthusiast.  EN-THU-SI-AST!
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I would tell everyone I don't like that they have penises on their face

what if your girlfriend dumped you for your sister



 

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I would be shocked that I had a sister I never knew about.

What if you woke up somewhere far from where you live and had no idea how you got there?



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I'd say 'f**k, how did I get here?' and start asking random people where I am.

What if you accidentally married a relative you never knew about (like an illegitimate sibling)?



"I don't understand how someone could like Tolstoy and Dostoyevsky, but not like Twilight!!!"

"Last book I read was Brokeback Mountain, I just don't have the patience for them unless it's softcore porn."

                                                                               (The Voice of a Generation and Seece)

"If you cant stand the sound of your own voice than dont become a singer !!!!!"

                                                                               (pizzahut451)

I'd tell every man and ugly woman to kill themselves.

what if your ex showed up at your door with your baby?



 

I would drag her inside and make another one.

What if our knees and elbows were on the other side and our limbs bent backwards?



We would totally fail as a species that can't even look at what their doing.

What if you posted in a 'what if' thread?



No troll is too much for me to handle. I rehabilitate trolls, I train people. I am the Troll Whisperer.