The What IF thread

sapphi_snake

Currently Offline

31,934

7284 posts since 13/08/09

Recent Badges:

10 Years Has been a VGChartz member for over 10 years.
Open For Business Earned 10 badges.
Hit And Run 15 comments posted on VGChartz news articles.
Site Veteran Has been a VGChartz member for over 5 years.
'Ello Princess! Awarded for signing up.
Making Friends 10 friends on gamrConnect.

Currently Playing:

Scribblenauts (DS)
Nintendogs (DS)
Final Fantasy X (PS2)
Castlevania: Circle of the Moon (GBA)

sapphi_snake on 21 August 2011

Mordred11 said:

sapphi_snake said:
I would not swallow (unless he paid).

What if you accidentally french kissed your dog?

LOL,are you serious?

You broke the thread! And when you turn 18 you can solicit a paid blowjob from me and find out (and I will arrest you, because I work as a cop, and soliciting prostitution is illegal ).

(I do not work as a cop, bur d12lewis is an ex-cop, and he will dial 911 and get you arrested )

"I don't understand how someone could like Tolstoy and Dostoyevsky, but not like Twilight!!!"

"Last book I read was Brokeback Mountain, I just don't have the patience for them unless it's softcore porn."

(The Voice of a Generation and Seece)

"If you cant stand the sound of your own voice than dont become a singer !!!!!"

(pizzahut451)

Mordred11

Currently Offline

127,926

3969 posts since 30/11/10

Recent Badges:

Back of the Net Score a total of 100 games in your collection.
Making Progress Earned 50,000 gamrPoints
Writing into the night. 50 summaries added to the VGChartz database.
8 Years Has been a VGChartz member for over 8 years.
Frank West 1,000 screenshots added to the VGChartz database.
Watch Your Back! Received 10,000 profile views.

Mordred11 on 21 August 2011

sapphi_snake said:

You broke the thread! And when you turn 18 you can solicit a paid blowjob from me and find out (and I will arrest you, because I work as a cop, and soliciting prostitution is illegal ).

(I do not work as a cop, bur d12lewis is an ex-cop, and he will dial 911 and get you arrested )

can someone please ban this hater's ass?pleeeazze

Level1Death

Currently Offline

9,869

1730 posts since 13/08/11

Recent Badges:

The Nuts & Bolts Add a total of 25 games to your collection.
Congratulations on Pressing Start! Score your first game in your collection.
14 Years Has been a VGChartz member for over 14 years.
7 Years Has been a VGChartz member for over 7 years.
11 Years Has been a VGChartz member for over 11 years.
2 Years Has been a VGChartz member for over 2 years.

Level1Death on 21 August 2011

sapphi_snake said:
I would not swallow (unless he paid).

What if you accidentally french kissed your dog?

Wouldn't be the first time.

What if you could move faster than light?

sapphi_snake

Currently Offline

31,934

7284 posts since 13/08/09

Recent Badges:

6 Years Has been a VGChartz member for over 6 years.
Social Butterfly 50 friends on gamrConnect.
Hit And Run 15 comments posted on VGChartz news articles.
2 Years Has been a VGChartz member for over 2 years.
1st Birthday Has been a VGChartz member for over 1 year.
7 Years Has been a VGChartz member for over 7 years.

Currently Playing:

Scribblenauts (DS)
Nintendogs (DS)
Final Fantasy X (PS2)
Castlevania: Circle of the Moon (GBA)

sapphi_snake on 21 August 2011

Then I'd be even more punctual than I already am.

What if you could bring the dead back to life?

"I don't understand how someone could like Tolstoy and Dostoyevsky, but not like Twilight!!!"

"Last book I read was Brokeback Mountain, I just don't have the patience for them unless it's softcore porn."

(The Voice of a Generation and Seece)

"If you cant stand the sound of your own voice than dont become a singer !!!!!"

(pizzahut451)

Level1Death

Currently Offline

9,869

1730 posts since 13/08/11

Recent Badges:

A Badge Within A Badge Earned 20 badges.
8 Years Has been a VGChartz member for over 8 years.
3 Years Has been a VGChartz member for over 3 years.
Happy Birthday Logged in on your birthday.
9 Years Has been a VGChartz member for over 9 years.
7 Years Has been a VGChartz member for over 7 years.

Level1Death on 21 August 2011

I'd have my own army of zombies.

What if you had a permanent erection?

Marks

Currently Offline

10,444

3085 posts since 08/06/11

Recent Badges:

It's a Start Bank a Total of 2,000 VG$.
Leaving Limbo 100 posts on the gamrConnect forums.
Open For Business Earned 10 badges.
Mirror Image Awarded for uploading an avatar.
Congratulations on Pressing Start! Score your first game in your collection.
Site Veteran Has been a VGChartz member for over 5 years.

Marks on 21 August 2011

I'd be broke from hiring so many hookers

What if you had unlimited access to free beer and/or weed?

sapphi_snake

Currently Offline

31,934

7284 posts since 13/08/09

Recent Badges:

4 Years Has been a VGChartz member for over 4 years.
Littlest Genocide 1,000 posts on the gamrConnect forums.
12 Years Has been a VGChartz member for over 12 years.
3 Years Has been a VGChartz member for over 3 years.
It's a Start Bank a Total of 2,000 VG$.
One Small 'Splosion Author of 100 forum threads.

Currently Playing:

Scribblenauts (DS)
Nintendogs (DS)
Final Fantasy X (PS2)
Castlevania: Circle of the Moon (GBA)

sapphi_snake on 21 August 2011

I'd sell them to other people, because I don't drink or some weed.

What if you could turn into a mermaid?

"I don't understand how someone could like Tolstoy and Dostoyevsky, but not like Twilight!!!"

"Last book I read was Brokeback Mountain, I just don't have the patience for them unless it's softcore porn."

(The Voice of a Generation and Seece)

"If you cant stand the sound of your own voice than dont become a singer !!!!!"

(pizzahut451)

Level1Death

Currently Offline

9,869

1730 posts since 13/08/11

Recent Badges:

Right Tool for the Right Tool Score a total of 25 games in your collection.
12 Years Has been a VGChartz member for over 12 years.
7 Years Has been a VGChartz member for over 7 years.
Making Friends 10 friends on gamrConnect.
'Ello Princess! Awarded for signing up.
14 Years Has been a VGChartz member for over 14 years.

Level1Death on 21 August 2011

I'd sleep with the Little Mermaid.

What if you could build your own death ray?

Signalstar

Currently Offline

48,138

5444 posts since 12/01/09

Recent Badges:

9 Years Has been a VGChartz member for over 9 years.
1st Birthday Has been a VGChartz member for over 1 year.
13 Years Has been a VGChartz member for over 13 years.
6 Years Has been a VGChartz member for over 6 years.
First Rung Of The Ladder Earned 10,000 gamrPoints
Breaking Out Managed to avoid being banned for 1 year.

Signalstar on 21 August 2011

I'd sell the plans to the highest bidder.

What if Stephanie Meyer could actually write worth a darn?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F1gWECYYOSo

Please Watch/Share this video so it gets shown in Hollywood.

sapphi_snake

Currently Offline

31,934

7284 posts since 13/08/09

Recent Badges:

13 Years Has been a VGChartz member for over 13 years.
Everything's Falling Into Place Add a total of 100 games to your collection.
8 Years Has been a VGChartz member for over 8 years.
Littlest Genocide 1,000 posts on the gamrConnect forums.
4 Years Has been a VGChartz member for over 4 years.
So You Came Back For More, Huh? Logged in a second time.

Currently Playing:

Scribblenauts (DS)
Nintendogs (DS)
Final Fantasy X (PS2)
Castlevania: Circle of the Moon (GBA)

sapphi_snake on 21 August 2011

She'd have a Pulizer.

What if you won the lottery?

"I don't understand how someone could like Tolstoy and Dostoyevsky, but not like Twilight!!!"

"Last book I read was Brokeback Mountain, I just don't have the patience for them unless it's softcore porn."

(The Voice of a Generation and Seece)

"If you cant stand the sound of your own voice than dont become a singer !!!!!"

(pizzahut451)

Existing User Log In

New User Registration

Forums - General - The What IF thread

Recent Badges:

Currently Playing:

Recent Badges:

Recent Badges:

Recent Badges:

Currently Playing:

Recent Badges:

Recent Badges:

Recent Badges:

Currently Playing:

Recent Badges:

Recent Badges:

Recent Badges:

Currently Playing: