I'd say 'f**k, how did I get here?' and start asking random people where I am.
What if you accidentally married a relative you never knew about (like an illegitimate sibling)?
"I don't understand how someone could like Tolstoy and Dostoyevsky, but not like Twilight!!!"
"Last book I read was Brokeback Mountain, I just don't have the patience for them unless it's softcore porn."
(The Voice of a Generation and Seece)
"If you cant stand the sound of your own voice than dont become a singer !!!!!"
(pizzahut451)