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Opinions:

Awww, true love conquers all. 9 23.68%
 
Is she out of her f*****g mind???!!! 12 31.58%
 
The gold digger will prob... 11 28.95%
 
Can you imagine the awkwa... 5 13.16%
 
I want her! 1 2.63%
 
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Necromunda on 09 August 2011
sapphi_snake said:
Necromunda said:
Alfonso: What... WHAT?! WHAT DO YOU MEAN SHES NOT GOING TO BE RICH ANYMORE?!

And his virility suddenly dies.


News the next day:

Local man who was to be marrying formerly rich duchess commits suicide, duchess in tears, now still rich.



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sapphi_snake on 09 August 2011
Necromunda said:
sapphi_snake said:
Necromunda said:
Alfonso: What... WHAT?! WHAT DO YOU MEAN SHES NOT GOING TO BE RICH ANYMORE?!

And his virility suddenly dies.


News the next day:

Local man who was to be marrying formerly rich duchess commits suicide, duchess in tears, now still rich.

The day after:

Devastated and filthy rtich dutchess buys huge dildo. Names him Alfonso, in honor of the memory of her former fiance.



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Necromunda on 09 August 2011
sapphi_snake said:
Necromunda said:
sapphi_snake said:
Necromunda said:
Alfonso: What... WHAT?! WHAT DO YOU MEAN SHES NOT GOING TO BE RICH ANYMORE?!

And his virility suddenly dies.


News the next day:

Local man who was to be marrying formerly rich duchess commits suicide, duchess in tears, now still rich.

The day after:

Devastated and filthy rtich dutchess buys huge dildo. Names him Alfonso, in honor of the memory of her former fiance.


Soon after:

Photos and video of the Duchess using Alfonso in provocatively disgusting poses leak onto the internet. No one watches them.



Signalstar on 09 August 2011

Is she really giving away all her money now or is she just ensuring it all goes to her children after she dies and not to him?



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superchunk on 09 August 2011

She's probably just creating a type of prenuptial agreement where he gets nothing and her kids get it all.

I doubt she'll live a poor person's life after all these years.



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sapphi_snake on 09 August 2011
Signalstar said:
Is she really giving away all her money now or is she just ensuring it all goes to her children after she dies and not to him?

She's giving them all her money now, so she can prove to them that he's not marrying her for her money.



"I don't understand how someone could like Tolstoy and Dostoyevsky, but not like Twilight!!!"

"Last book I read was Brokeback Mountain, I just don't have the patience for them unless it's softcore porn."

                                                                               (The Voice of a Generation and Seece)

"If you cant stand the sound of your own voice than dont become a singer !!!!!"

                                                                               (pizzahut451)

snakenobi on 09 August 2011
sapphi_snake said:
snakenobi said:
izaaz101 said:
Hmm, nailing an 85 year old...challenge acc...no, I can't do that. I could nail a chick in her 40's or 50's now, Even 60's might be pushing it. Even if I were 60 like this dude, I couldn't bring myself to do it. She's like 89% wrinkles, 8% sag, and 3% false teeth.

thats why its called love

love making wins over sex

Love making with grandma?


its ok if you are a grandpa

when u are that age -group of near it then its fine

 

 

its like when you're in teenage u would have  love making with all age group's upto 45 but when you grow old you don't wanna have love making with some teen of barely 18



Mordred11 on 09 August 2011

This is one of the most stupid stuff that i've read in a while...



MARCUSDJACKSON on 09 August 2011
izaaz101 said:
Hmm, nailing an 85 year old...challenge acc...no, I can't do that. I could nail a chick in her 40's or 50's now, Even 60's might be pushing it. Even if I were 60 like this dude, I couldn't bring myself to do it. She's like 89% wrinkles, 8% sag, and 3% false teeth.

lol

OT: those dam kids need to mind there own business. her new husband has about 10 yrs left in him while she's got  another lifetime.



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izaaz101 on 09 August 2011
Galaki said:
izaaz101 said:
Hmm, nailing an 85 year old...challenge acc...no, I can't do that. I could nail a chick in her 40's or 50's now, Even 60's might be pushing it. Even if I were 60 like this dude, I couldn't bring myself to do it. She's like 89% wrinkles, 8% sag, and 3% false teeth.

Typo?

No...