Crazy Rich Dutchess Gives Up Billions to Marry Younger Man

[Necromunda]

sapphi_snake said:

Necromunda said:

sapphi_snake said:

Necromunda said:
Alfonso: What... WHAT?! WHAT DO YOU MEAN SHES NOT GOING TO BE RICH ANYMORE?!

And his virility suddenly dies.

News the next day:

Local man who was to be marrying formerly rich duchess commits suicide, duchess in tears, now still rich.

The day after:

Devastated and filthy rtich dutchess buys huge dildo. Names him Alfonso, in honor of the memory of her former fiance.

Soon after:

Photos and video of the Duchess using Alfonso in provocatively disgusting poses leak onto the internet. No one watches them.