Necromunda said:
Local man who was to be marrying formerly rich duchess commits suicide, duchess in tears, now still rich. |
The day after:
Devastated and filthy rtich dutchess buys huge dildo. Names him Alfonso, in honor of the memory of her former fiance.
"I don't understand how someone could like Tolstoy and Dostoyevsky, but not like Twilight!!!"
"Last book I read was Brokeback Mountain, I just don't have the patience for them unless it's softcore porn."
(The Voice of a Generation and Seece)
"If you cant stand the sound of your own voice than dont become a singer !!!!!"
(pizzahut451)
