Because he was a chicken and chicken are stupid.
To run away from his girlfriend who was cackling like a hen
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Why do we live in a world where we wonder the motives of a chicken crossing the road?
"Everything we hear is an opinion, not a fact. Everything we see is a perspective, not the truth." -My good friend Mark Aurelius
Because he could
Money can't buy happiness. Just video games, which make me happy.
It said "Candyman" five times to the mirror, and it's running for its life.
because Nintendo did it first
“It appeared that there had even been demonstrations to thank Big Brother for raising the chocolate ration to twenty grams a week. And only yesterday, he reflected, it had been announced that the ration was to be reduced to twenty grams a week. Was it possible that they could swallow that, after only twenty-four hours? Yes, they swallowed it.”
- George Orwell, ‘1984’
i think this is why:
"I like my steaks how i like my women. Bloody and all over my face"
"Its like sex, but with a winner!"
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