I was getting breakfast and all. I come to my room to eat pancakes. Then, my 2 year old baby cousin runs in and takes my wiimote (eww). I try to catch him without hurting him, but he went in to the bathroom, AND THREW MY DAMN WIIMOTE IN THE DAMN TOILET!!!! Not only that but, my brother PEED IN THE TOILET BEFORE AND DIDN'T FLUSH THE TOILET!!! I am so mad right now! I literally burned the wiimote an hour ago at my grandma's house in the country! She was burning trash. Now that my wiimote was pissified, it was trash!

Well thats...ironic..isn't it? (Wii , puns etc)

saying "wiimote" sounds a little gay. i'm just going to say "wii remote."

 That's the scary part of it.

Simple solution : kill him :P ( JK ) .

yeah it is! i put on my leather gloves and reach in it, so i wouldn't clog the toilet! i almost threw up!

Haha I remember when my little sister (when she was like 3-4) used to grab ANYTHING and run around the house and would usually drop the item instead of putting it down, so as I was chasing her running off with my Gameboy she stopped in the kitchen and dropped it hard on the tiles, thank god it was alright, those things are hard as fuck, nothing can break em.

i got rid of my breakfast because i didn't want it anymore! (i felt angry and nauseous!)

My mate mark threw my wii remote at the TV when playing bowling. It did no damage to my remote or TV but he tripped and sprained his ankle...

wow I thought I was going to have a harsh answer.

Anyways you better smack that little baby and let him know more is coming if he pulls another stunt like that again. Warm you hands infront of him to let him know it's coming... and no I'm not jk